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Single Lesbian Online Dating Adventure

So, I’m a single lesbian. I am not one for going to bars or clubs to find a girlfriend so I do the whole online dating site thing. I’m also not looking to date but I like meeting new people and making new friends. My life lacks lesbians friends anyway so the dating sites are a good choice. Well, maybe, maybe not. Continue reading Single Lesbian Online Dating Adventure

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When An Extremity Falls Asleep

So, I’ve been battling a headache this afternoon. After laying in bed for a good hour, mostly on my back, with my legs crossed, I stretched my legs out only to realize my knees have fallen asleep. Not my legs, just my knees. I have had this  before and if there is one thing I have learned it’s not to walk. That is, unless you want to look like a new born calf with a possibility of making out with the floor. Don’t get me wrong, I’m single and would love to make out with someone, the floor just isn’t my first choice, or any choice for that matter. So here I am. Laying in bed. Waiting for my headache to finally leave me alone and my knees to wake up. There is a slight chance I might have to pee soon and I don’t think crawling on the hard floor is a good idea either.

Gotta love it when you wake up in the middle of the night because your entire arm is asleep. Yep. From the shoulder down to the finger tips. Tingling for, what seems like hours. Pumping the fist, dangling your arm off the side of the bed, all in an effort to get it to wake up so you can go back to sleep. Flayling your arms around like a monkey with an itch it can’t scratch. Why must you have fallen asleep on your arm that way? Can’t the blood just find a way to get where it needs to be? At this point you think you must be losing blood in you body because it doesn’t seem like you have any going to the right place. Oh great. Now I’m dying. I thought it was just my arm falling asleep but I have no blood flow. Good bye world. Oh, hey, I can feel my arm again and it’s not all tingling. Yay, I’m still alive.

An hour later.. Why am I still awake?! Why did my arm have to wake me up? I thought I was dying. Now, I wish I was dead. At least I’d be sleeping. Why can’t I just sleep? I need to get some sleep. I’m tired. Wait, what time is it? Beep beep beep beep  Guess that answers that question. Gonna be a long day.

A Little About Me and My Experiences

 

Ah, my first blog post. What better way to start off than talking about myself. After all, this is my blog and should be all about me. The title is “My Life as I Live It”. So here’s the deal. I was going to write a book. I had thought about blogging before the book because it seems like a much better way for me to write. I don’t typically write long and boring crap. I usually write short little blurbs about something, anything really. Whatever pops into my brain is what I will write about. Or, as you will find out, about my adventure called life. Believe me, it’s quite amusing and entertaining. Even I can’t help but laugh my ass off when I think back on my life and the stupid shit that seems to happen, both good and bad. I’m a deep thinker and I will put things in my blog posts that will make you think, maybe. Other times, it will just be about something that has happened or a memory I have that I find would make a good story to share. Anyway, onto me.

My first few blogs will be the chapters I had written for the book manuscript. I think it’s about six chapters. So, here we go. Continue reading A Little About Me and My Experiences